- your weight loss regiment consists of getting a haircut
- you start to admire your wrists for their shapeliness
- you have two 2 year olds attached to your legs, but can only tell by their touch and hearing little voices from beneath the belly
- your 4 year old says, "Mom, what if this baby is born a toddler?"
- your other 4 year old says, "Mom, you've got the most beautiful veins!" as she admires the map-like markings across your abdomen
- doing dishes involves swiveling hips to the left, and washing dishes at an angle in order to reach them
- the belly turns on your touch-sensative stove EVERY time, causing you to frequently double check to see what you turned off, or on
- bathing the kiddos includes one icepack on your neck, and another down your brasier just to keep cool (granted, the a/c went out, and yesterday hit 99 degrees Fahrenheit)
- connect-the-stretch-marks is the activity for the preschoolers in the afternoon
- zantac is a friend
- the baby is trying to decide whether tap-dancing on your bladder or compressing your diaphragm is a better way of sanctifying mom
- the midwife says, "Well, your uterus has the unique ability to stretch way beyond normal capacity, and seems to think that a 15 lb baby is a good time to initiate labor, so don't even think about delivering any time soon
On the plus side... 38 weeks! Can't wait to meet this little one! By far it has been the easiest trimester, and the countdown is on, even if it's another 4 weeks (it's only 4 more weeks).